Lawrenson

In the days of words losing their ferosity and power to upset it has been decided that a new word is needed as a step up from the former unmentionable, cunt. After an extensive survey the word that has been settled on is Lawrenson. This choice is inspired by the extreme unpopularity of the BBC football (soccer) pundit Mark Lawrenson.

"So young man why did you stamp on this former man's testicles until they were nought but a bloodied plup?"
"Well your honour he called me a 'Lawrenson', I simply had to defend my honour against such a slur."
"Indeed, well I've heard enough, I find in favour of the defendant on grounds of massive provocation, furthermore I rule that the prosecution should pay the defendant £5.20 enough to buy some shoe cleaner."
From the court transcript of the Ant Vs Dec trial of January 2008

Lawrenson by Peter Cunningham May 18, 2008

soren lorenson

Badass imaginary friend of lola from Charlie and Lola.
Can mean "badass" in general.

That cheese is so damn Soren Lorenson it hurts.

soren lorenson by Daniel Hackett July 31, 2008

mark lawrenceson 

Ex footballer and football pundit/commentator for the BBC's Match of the Day. Born 9th June 1962 on a ferry crossing the River Mersey. Won shit loads with Liverpool FC during the 70s and 80s but nothing with the rep of Ireland or northern Ireland. It came to light in 1990 that his father Dougal was a submarine captain in the Irish navy during world war 2 and that he had torpedoed the Bismark and sank it (sunday sport). His Mother Mary was rumoured to be the inspiration for Paul McCartneys song Let it be. Other than that the guy's a totally opinionated cock who knows fuck all about anything apart from dodgy thatched cottage type hair styles, telling crap jokes and manlove fantasies about Gary Lineker

Gary Lineker " Lets go over live to the emirates stadium with our commentators John Motson and that twat Mark Lawrenceson"
John Motson " Thanks Gary, the crowd are really fired up for this one today "
Mark Lawrenceson " Yes Motty I think its gunner be a good one...ha ha ha "
John Motson " for fuck sake Lawro take the fucking day off "
Mark Lawrenceson " ha ha ha ....gunner be good....ha ha ha"

mark lawrenceson by Rob St Evenage March 6, 2008

Lahenson 

A perfect man. Very chiseled with a perfect set of balls and a huge cuke (penis).

Dude that guy is totally a lahenson, just the way he shines in the sunlight...sooo dreamy

Lahenson by Mac Mane June 15, 2010

landensona

It's like a fursona, but for people named Landen.

Hey, check out my landensona!

landensona by landen9394943204923904230942 August 12, 2020

Sarah Lawrencing 

Verb
The act of seeing someone and pretending you didn’t see them so as to not feel obligated to say “hello”

Specific to students of Sarah Lawrence, esp. on it’s garbage campus

Megan: You Sarah Lawrenced me at the Barb the other day

Amanda: Oh, I actually didn’t see you. My bad! I was too Sarah Lawrencing Madison to notice anything else

Sarah Lawrencing by duolingo_daddy June 16, 2020

Soren Laurenson 

the best imaginary friend ever

Soren Laurenson is amazing

Soren Laurenson by poopyscoopy44 June 5, 2020