Lawrence Welk

The act of taking a piss and a shit (from his signature count-off "a-one and a-two")

The first thing I did after waking up this morning was take a Lawrence Welk.

Lawrence Welk by HinoteKU October 9, 2016

Lawrence Welk

(Verb). When you have to pee and poop at the same time. A one and a two.

This has been a long car trip! Pull off at the next gas station. I have to Lawrence Welk.

Lawrence Welk by Quizmaster c February 6, 2022

Lawrence Welk cigar 

A Lawrence Welk cigar is a really bad cigar Other wise known as a pice of shit with a band around it.

"Where do you keep the Lawrence Welk cigars around hear, because I'm broke and I need a cheep smoke.

Lawrence Welk cigar by B The Man January 8, 2015

Lawrence Welk Crime Scene 

Its when one senior citizen finishes fucking another senior citizen up the ass and then they shit it out into their Depends undergarment.

(Lawrence Welk Village is a senior community in San Diego, CA.)

I feel sorry for Sally, because she has to clean up that Lawrence Welk Crime Scene.

Lawrence Welk Crime Scene by Wahaka Jim June 17, 2006

Lawrence Welk Crime Scene 

Its when one serior citizen finishes fucking another senior citizen up the ass and then they shit it out into their Depends undergarment.

(Lawrence Welk Village is a senior community in San Diego, CA.)

I feel sorry for the nurse that has to clean up that Lawrence Welk Crime Scene.

Lawrence Welk Crime Scene by Shitmoyer August 31, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020