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Lauren (Man)

A Lauren is someone who is extremely beautiful inside and out. He’s strong and doesn’t care about the opinions of others. When he’s upset, he’ll either let you know and/or doesn't want people to know because he feels powerless and he's a strong person. He is extremely caring and compassionate but he doesn't take crap from anyone. He's not afraid to dance in the street but he can be calm and quiet when he wants to. When people talk to him they can't help but smile because he's a very positive person and brightens up any situation. When I see sunshine I think of a Lauren. He really is just a big ball of sunshine. He's very confident in himself and also generally very self conscious. He's not quick to trust anyone but he's also not quick to judge. A Lauren is the kind of person you want to keep in your life forever because he really can brighten your darkest days. If you are blessed enough to have a Lauren in your life never let him go or you’ll regret it!
P1: Hey, we really need someone that’s perfect to host this event!

P2: We need a Lauren (Man) for that.
Lauren (Man) by shrimpngrits83 January 29, 2020

Lauren's Man 

Lauren's man is Brad
Brad belongs to Lauren in every way and loves being owned by Lauren

Lauren's man (Brad) is deeply in love with Lauren, the sweetest, most caring, perfect girl ever.
"Who's Lauren's man?"
"Brad is"
"Lucky piece of shit"
Lauren's Man by tinydoll May 15, 2023

Laurenmartin 

Someone who is fat and has a triple chin
That girl is a laurenmartin
Laurenmartin by Bysc April 11, 2017

LAURENANDWYATT 

These two are the best couple on planet. They can go through thick and thin with each other and stay completely connected. People are jealous of their relationship and wish to be as cute as them.
Someone: LAURENANDWYATT are so cute together!!

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026