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Launna is the stupidest person you will ever meet. She will try and get her nose as close to your crotch as she can. She craves that fishy smell. It's what arouses her. She craves sexual behaviour. Her vag is large, stretched out and wrinkly from her beating herself with her hot pink glittery strap-on dildo. It has no more sniff left (hence why she tries to sniff yours so beware).
Dang that Launna, she better sniff my cooch or I may just die.
Launna by bootycheekbouncer December 8, 2023
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Launna is the stupidest person you will ever meet. She will try and get her nose as close to your crotch as she can. She craves that fishy smell. It's what arouses her. She craves sexual behaviour. Her vag is large, stretched out and wrinkly from her beating herself with her hot pink glittery strap-on dildo. It has no more sniff left (hence why she tries to sniff yours so beware).
(moan) dang that Launna...I hope someday she will sniff my vag.
Launna by bootycheekbouncer December 8, 2023
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