Laurna 

A beautiful girl who is also very intelligent. A very good friend and someone you can trust. Laurnas generally like to drink a lot and party hard, particularly to the Strokes, Nirvana, and STP. They also tend to fall in love with guys named "Brian".

What is 123213 x 847474?
I don't know, let's ask Laurna.

Laurna by Your Mommma April 13, 2008

Laurna 

someone who is beautiful and always be. someone who will always be there and makes you laugh. Supportive, caring and will be the love of someone's life forever.

Laurna is also a lesbian.

Becca: What did you do last night?

Katy: Laurna.

Becca: OMFAG so jealous.

Laurna by foufouandducky December 16, 2010

Laura Neal 

a.) A homophobic slur.

b.) A term used to describe a woman obsessed with Christian iconography, who tries to hard to be edgy and cool.

"Did you hear? Adam got kicked out when he came out to his mom"
"Oh wow, I didn't realize his mom was a Laura Neal"

"I'm writing a screenplay and it's groundbreaking"
"Nice! What's it about?"
"MILF going through a lesbian phase, who gets baptized in the filthy water of Thames."
"That's so Laura Neal of you!"

Laura Neal by Sylviana Morel April 11, 2022

Laura Harbin-Waters 

Noun:
Laura Harbin-Waters, aka “ the chopper “.
A helicopter style landlord that will hover around the building she owns, but doesn’t occupy.

She will make multiple daily visits to the building where she is lord of the land. Goddess of the servants ( tenants ) that she allows to pay her for the high privilege of living under her roof.

Tenants rights be damned if she wants to come into your apartment. It is her building and if you don’t comply with her frequent demands for entry with 12 hours notice, she will have her royal attorney, Rosemary Healy send a strongly worded letter as a warning that you must comply, or else.

I got home at 6pm and found evidence that Laura Harbin-Waters was here again today. She left a note saying a locksmith will be in the building to change all the locks in the morning for the safety of the tenants and security of the building, and then left the doors unlocked when she choppered off, up up and away.

Laura Harbin-Waters by TheWierdo June 6, 2022

Laura Harbin-Waters 

A helicopter style landlord that hovers around the property she owns but does not herself occupy.
Everyday there will be signs of her presence, such as notes left for tenents/caretakers, unlocked doors, missing alcohol, and hideous new decor.

She demands respect…being lord and goddess of the land and all.

You are not a tenant, but a caretaker who pays to occupy the space.

Tenants rights be damned if she wants ( not needs ) to come in.

Laura Harbin-Waters put a 24 hour notice on my door at 12:01 pm to let me know she will be coming in at 12 pm. I told her “No, Laura. I work from 8 to 4:30 every single day.” but she declared “ I am the lord of the land, you have to let me in or else I will sick my discount lawyer, Rose Mary Healy on you faster than you can say ….uuuuhmmm”

Laura Harbin-Waters by TheWierdo June 4, 2022

Lauronaut

My favourite person atm. (And forever hopefully. Well, at least a good while...)
If you know Laura well, you'd understand why.

Imagine all of the evilness and hatred Hitler had to share with the world.
Laura has that but like the opposite.

Laura is the most down-to-earth and caring girl to have ever come out of this broken world.

AND she is intelligent :-0

If you know a Laura, consider yourself lucky.

If you know MY Laura then back off she is MINE.

:)

Man having a Lauronaut in my life makes everything better. I think I'm gonna call her rn!

Lauronaut by SmithyWoody February 25, 2022

pulling a laura neal 

to kill a lgbtq+ character off in film and stories

i can’t believe stranger things may be pulling a laura neal

pulling a laura neal by evepolastrisgf June 28, 2022