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Laundry Bag

Pothead: Gotta laundry bag man?

Drug dealer: Na man, i'm sorry

Idiot: Just go to Wal-mart or the dry-cleaners!
by Launchers 09 July 28, 2009
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ghetto laundry bag

A black plastic garbage bag that welfare queens use to
transport their dirty laundry in a stolen shopping cart to
the laundromat.
Also can double as luggage when traveling by Greyhound.
"Tyrone! Gets me another ghetto laundry bag! This ones about
to bust!"
by jsd9632 January 8, 2012
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Bag of laundry

1. a really fat and unkempt woman a real cake eater

2. A really fat person that wears clothing that a
skinner more sexy person should be wearing.

3. Any really fat person that has control over their weight but choose to devour anything in their sights.

This could also be combined with the term a “wet bag of laundry” which in turn is a really fat person that is so fat that you can see all the dimples in their fat asses. Hence the term wet bag of laundry. This also many different variations like an old bag of laundry (a fat ass old person). Dirty bag of laundry (a homeless fat ass). A smelly bag of laundry (for fat people that have that fat person smell to them, you know kinda like a bag of laundry)
"man look at that bag of laundry"

"I went to the mall today and i saw this wet bag of laundry riding the escalator. when she got off she hauled her fat ass into a candy store for a treat"

"I was going to this movie yesterday and this dirty bag of laundry asked me for some spare change and a some cake"
by Gerry Edwards April 30, 2008
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laundry bagging

Initiating a sexual act with the placing of a laundry bag over the upper half of the partner's torso, then tripping them into the bed, onto the floor and drinking 1.6ml GHB.
May engaged in laundry bagging Eerin this weekend and then went into a post-cunniligual GHB and Ambien induced coma for 3 hours.
by Miykul Kowtsowrzscyk February 22, 2019
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laundrybat

A person that will only do laundry at night after the sun has departed.
Tom is always doing laundry at night. I know he is such a laundrybat.
by Dice9100 January 5, 2016
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laundryball

A sport that almost all men play, whereby they yeet their dirty underwear into the laundry hamper from wherever they happen to be when they remove them.
"Would you stop playing laundryball, you are bad at it, and I am tired of always picking up your dirty underwear from the floor!"
by MikeSynonymous March 11, 2021
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