"Abey Laudistan ke laude, chup baith." (Shut up, you dick from dick-istan)
"Saale, lavdistan se aaya hai kya? lavdugiri mat kar" (You idiot, have you come from lavdistan? Stop indulging in dickery)
"Dekh aa gaya, Lawdistan ka pradhan sevak. Selfie le raha hai" (Check it out - he's back, the prime minister of lawdistan - there he is taking a selfie)