Come on guys. First prophet? Do you not read the Bible at all? Like, 70-80 of the country is Christian and you don't know who the first prophet of the lord is?
Hym "I mean, I'm going it in order. First name. Middle name. Middle name. Last name. First prophet. Means 'Warrior lion' in Hebrew. Give me a break guys."
A fucking Jewish dork "Well you see there is some debate about who the first prophet is-"
The most sofisticated last name. Nows how to get there work done and always does it on time. Had to help lots of there friends out but is loved dearley.
Friend 1: is your last name Watson?
Friend 2: why?
Friend 1: you're always here to help and very loving. I love you
People with the last name Ruddy. Usually twins one brown haired one blonde, one tall one small, both small penises and one clever one stupid, somtimes have a year 9 brother with a huge head.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.