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Last name 

Come on guys. First prophet? Do you not read the Bible at all? Like, 70-80 of the country is Christian and you don't know who the first prophet of the lord is?
Hym "I mean, I'm going it in order. First name. Middle name. Middle name. Last name. First prophet. Means 'Warrior lion' in Hebrew. Give me a break guys."

A fucking Jewish dork "Well you see there is some debate about who the first prophet is-"

Hym "Shut up! Dork!"
Last name by Hym Iam July 27, 2025

Last Name Basis 

1. ukulele hip-hop band
2. refering to someone by their last name
You: I was hanging with Quinlan yesterday.
Joe: why'd you call John, Quinlan?
You: Oh. we are on a last name basis

I was watching Last Name Basis on Youtube yesterday.
Last Name Basis by Reilly Matt September 23, 2010

Last Name Twin 

When you find a person that is not related to you but they have the exact same last name as you. Has to be spelled the same way.
Jacob Moskowitz and Shira Moskowitz are cool because they are't related but are last name twins.

last name watson 

The most sofisticated last name. Nows how to get there work done and always does it on time. Had to help lots of there friends out but is loved dearley.
Friend 1: is your last name Watson?
Friend 2: why?
Friend 1: you're always here to help and very loving. I love you
last name watson by Stickersrule March 14, 2017

last name wood 

if you have this last name your an all around great guy! you sweet, cute and get lots of ladys
whos that? ----- wood

hes cute

last name wood
last name wood by MZSanta October 5, 2020

last name ruddy

People with the last name Ruddy. Usually twins one brown haired one blonde, one tall one small, both small penises and one clever one stupid, somtimes have a year 9 brother with a huge head.
last name ruddy by PotatoManFrag November 18, 2013
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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