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LaserMan 

A creature that inhabits a planet revolving around a blue sun. There color of the light apparently makes him want to have anal sex with his hot mother or something, because he only stops doing that to make stupid claims that he doesn't understand.

LaserMan was once trying to justify emulation by saying that it was ok because the games were hard to find. Later on, he said that the Gamecube had a 400 bit processor and the PS2 had a 128 bit processor. He went on to say that Nintendo (read: Satan) just needs better marketing even though he displayed a complete lack of knowledge on the subject.

He's also a fad hopper.
The day everyone starts jumping off bridges, laserman will be right there behind them.
LaserMan by Kris' father July 9, 2004

lasermazing 

The ultimate in adjectives when describing something so cool, it's on a whole nother level. That being "lasermazing". The highest there is, and right below that is just laser.
"Dude, that comic was totally lasermazing".
lasermazing by duplo June 11, 2004
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Sore Loserman 

This was the insult often used by members of the Republican party towards 2000 presidential/vice presidential candidates Al Gore and Joe Lieberman. Their campaign signs read "Gore Lieberman," and the insult is a play on words referring to how Mr. Gore criticized the handling of the Florida vote counting, resulting in the closest (and possibly most botched) presidential race in the history of the United States.

Mr. Gore's appeals for a recount went unheeded.
Republicans all over America put up 'Sore Loserman' signs following the 2000 presidential elections.
Sore Loserman by tuu June 5, 2007

lazermane 

A person who once uploaded a bunch of words to the wordUrbanDictionary/word including such words as wordown'd./word He enjoys ten-pin bowling, Natural Selection, and mispronouncing things.
Originally stems from a Beast-Wars roleplaying character. An albino lion who carried twin rapiers and a white-dwarf inside his chest.
Drakon: Yo 'Mane!
LazerMane: Hi.
Drakon: Sorry about last night.
LazerMane: Yeah, i know, sometimes even the best of players get scared to walk down the hallway outside the Marine Spawn. Not your fault.
lazermane by LazerMane September 15, 2003

laserranger 

Laserranger loves you

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026