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LaserMan 

A creature that inhabits a planet revolving around a blue sun. There color of the light apparently makes him want to have anal sex with his hot mother or something, because he only stops doing that to make stupid claims that he doesn't understand.

LaserMan was once trying to justify emulation by saying that it was ok because the games were hard to find. Later on, he said that the Gamecube had a 400 bit processor and the PS2 had a 128 bit processor. He went on to say that Nintendo (read: Satan) just needs better marketing even though he displayed a complete lack of knowledge on the subject.

He's also a fad hopper.
The day everyone starts jumping off bridges, laserman will be right there behind them.
LaserMan by Kris' father July 9, 2004

lasermazing 

The ultimate in adjectives when describing something so cool, it's on a whole nother level. That being "lasermazing". The highest there is, and right below that is just laser.
"Dude, that comic was totally lasermazing".
lasermazing by duplo June 11, 2004

Sore Loserman 

This was the insult often used by members of the Republican party towards 2000 presidential/vice presidential candidates Al Gore and Joe Lieberman. Their campaign signs read "Gore Lieberman," and the insult is a play on words referring to how Mr. Gore criticized the handling of the Florida vote counting, resulting in the closest (and possibly most botched) presidential race in the history of the United States.

Mr. Gore's appeals for a recount went unheeded.
Republicans all over America put up 'Sore Loserman' signs following the 2000 presidential elections.
Sore Loserman by tuu June 5, 2007

lazermane 

A person who once uploaded a bunch of words to the wordUrbanDictionary/word including such words as wordown'd./word He enjoys ten-pin bowling, Natural Selection, and mispronouncing things.
Originally stems from a Beast-Wars roleplaying character. An albino lion who carried twin rapiers and a white-dwarf inside his chest.
Drakon: Yo 'Mane!
LazerMane: Hi.
Drakon: Sorry about last night.
LazerMane: Yeah, i know, sometimes even the best of players get scared to walk down the hallway outside the Marine Spawn. Not your fault.
lazermane by LazerMane September 15, 2003

laserranger 

Laserranger loves you
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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