laser pointer

A fun thing that you flash in peoples eyes causing blindness

laser pointer by Anonymous August 31, 2003

Laser Pointer

1) n. A device that amplifies photons to create a dot that can be seen on the other side of the room.

2) A device that can give you a fucking hilarious time if you have a dog or cat.

I had so much fun watching Bowser chase the dot from the laser pointer.

Laser Pointer by The guy from the place March 8, 2008

laser pointer

1.Totaly makes the oldest and weakest cats flip out. The closest thing to giving your cat a orgasm with out touching it.

2.Could also be construed as kitty crack.

3.A excersise machine for cats.

4. Also used for boring powerpoint presentations

5. Can be used as a false terror attack on airplanes on approach to LAX.

DUDE! I totaly ganked the Priciples laser pointer.
What are you going to do with it?
Probaly play with my cat later.

laser pointer by silvermanblue October 7, 2007

Laser Pointer

A laser that lases things.

No, it’s aaaaaaa LASER POINTER!!!!!!!!

Laser Pointer by iabast November 20, 2020

laser pointer

A way to someone to bust a cap in ya in LA.

Yo. Put that pointer in the glovebox before someone caps yo ass!

laser pointer by Aribeth April 7, 2005

laser pointer

Geek penis, as referred to in Can't Hardly Wait.

Girl 2: He asked me to hold his laser pointer!
William Lichter: Now, ladies, ladies, please. Both of you can hold my laser pointer anytime.

laser pointer by Rachel Whelan June 2, 2007

Arkansas laser pointer

The man is laying down, one leg up, pelvis thrusted, and the woman is just going crazy

Hubert, come over here and give me an arkansas laser pointer!

Arkansas laser pointer by Emohelelwhy March 29, 2022