by Devil - G October 11, 2018
Get the Lartedmug. When you accidentally fart while laughing. Often times the offender -- surprised by the flatulence -- will laugh longer than necessary and sometimes a little louder in hopes that anyone in the area will not have heard the gas.
Unfortunately, this only brings more attention to the situation.
Larters often leave the scene to not only out of embarrassment, but to hopefully drag the smell with them.
Unfortunately, this only brings more attention to the situation.
Larters often leave the scene to not only out of embarrassment, but to hopefully drag the smell with them.
by SickTwist February 4, 2012
Get the Lartedmug. Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool
1. n. In the collective mythos of scary devil monastery, this is an essential item in the toolkit of every BOFH. The LART classic is a 2x4 or other large billet of wood usable as a club, to be applied upside the head of spammers and other people who cause sysadmins more grief than just naturally goes with the job. Perennial debates rage on alt.sysadmin.recovery over what constitutes the truly effective LART; knobkerries, semiautomatic weapons, flamethrowers, and tactical nukes all have their partisans. Compare clue-by-four.
2. v. To use a LART. Some would add "in malice", but some sysadmins do prefer to gently lart their users as a first (and sometimes final) warning.
3. interj. Calling for one's LART, much as a surgeon might call "Scalpel!".
4. interj. rare Used in flames as a rebuke. "LART! LART! LART!"
1. n. In the collective mythos of scary devil monastery, this is an essential item in the toolkit of every BOFH. The LART classic is a 2x4 or other large billet of wood usable as a club, to be applied upside the head of spammers and other people who cause sysadmins more grief than just naturally goes with the job. Perennial debates rage on alt.sysadmin.recovery over what constitutes the truly effective LART; knobkerries, semiautomatic weapons, flamethrowers, and tactical nukes all have their partisans. Compare clue-by-four.
2. v. To use a LART. Some would add "in malice", but some sysadmins do prefer to gently lart their users as a first (and sometimes final) warning.
3. interj. Calling for one's LART, much as a surgeon might call "Scalpel!".
4. interj. rare Used in flames as a rebuke. "LART! LART! LART!"
I shall LART you appropriatly.
by maxeh May 8, 2003
Get the LARTmug. by adamo s May 26, 2010
Get the LARTEDmug. Elegant lady farts.
Often come out of a young woman’s anal glands in a light spritz.
A mild musky and lightly floral scent of flatulence
Often come out of a young woman’s anal glands in a light spritz.
A mild musky and lightly floral scent of flatulence
That Molly is a delightful young 👩 woman;
I would be more than willing to pay a small nominal fee to sniff one her larts.
I would be more than willing to pay a small nominal fee to sniff one her larts.
by Badger girl 317 January 15, 2022
Get the Lartsmug. by SexyJay January 3, 2010
Get the Lartingmug. by Big Scoop July 29, 2016
Get the A Lartmug.