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Lackland's Laws 

1)Never be first.
2)Never be last.
3)Never volunteer for anything.
Shit Peter, when we start PTing for the marine corps, keep lackland's laws in mind or the DIs are going to single you out.
Lackland's Laws by Copenhagen5150 November 17, 2011
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A hell hole in san antonio texas. built by the Air Force for Basic training, It is the fear of every person joining. This place wil scar anyone for the rest of their life. If the drill sergeants dont kill you, the Texas heat will.
Dude!! I am being sent to lackland for training!!!

"OH GOD, I AM SORRY"
lackland by Scott Z. April 21, 2008
A type of person who tricks people by telling them wrong names their entire life.
Yo Lardland, you wanna go have a blumpkin?
lardland by DongLicker420 August 31, 2023