Lard Cake

Someone who is overly obese, synonyms are as follows: husky, chubby, fatty, tubster, tubs of lard, mctubberson, fatty mcfatterson, jiggly, Jiggly Puff (Copyright Pokemon & Nintendo), big boned, fat, tubbalisish, and lardy.
Man, did you see that lady? She is THE biggest Lard Cake ever!
by llama grass April 07, 2011
mugGet the Lard Cakemug.

lard cake

The Little Debbie cakes that are made for every holiday, the original being the Zebra Cakes. Called lard cakes because the icing is made with so much lard it leaves a grease layer on the roof of your mouth after eating them.
I love these lard cakes , but hate wiping the grease off the roof of my mouth after eating them.
by Cledis and Mojo November 30, 2011
mugGet the lard cakemug.

lard cakes

"Hey wanna go see a movie?"
"No man, I have way to much homework."
"Lard cakes"
by NerdDude May 05, 2015
mugGet the lard cakesmug.