ghettoest gurl ull ever meet. she likes to suck on kevins ahha. her best friends deyouande. if you trip on her you will meet shaniqua after that shaniquas cousins and after that lil G. if you trip on lil G lalaqueesha willbeat you. well anyways thats it.
A Getto black woman that has lots of kids lives in a small trashy home and shop lifts from Walmart and she also gets mad then the dollar store isn’t on sale
Getto Girl: Wut is u doinnnnnn
Getto girl2: nothin larqueefa let’s gostilldrum Walmart
That one friend who talks the most shit when playing basketball despite the fact that they don't have an ounce of skill or athleticism in their entire blood line.
Lose Larqueef: "I want him."
*Proceeds to break his own ankles and fall over like a complete fucking retard*
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.