Lap Butter

when a girl is fucking you while she has a yeast infection and smears that goop all over your shit.

yo i ran into some lap butter the other night, it was horrible.

Lap Butter by DonSlappy November 2, 2011

lap butter

the juice that flows forth from an excited woman

as john bounced janet on his knee he could detect a slight residue of lap butter seeping through his trouser leg

lap butter by stopherer May 11, 2008

Battery Lap 

An entrance ceremony where the new inductees to a team, frat, or school must run a lap around a track whilst being pelted by batteries by upperclassmen

I just bought a pack of D batteries for Sigma Chis battery lap

Battery Lap by Every kid in RI April 30, 2020

lapbutter 

a clear yet cloudy liquid of great viscosity, that is excreated from the lap of a suitably excited woman.

her lapbutter made his knee very difficult to balance on, the floor was also covered.

lapbutter by stoph1983 May 23, 2007