Lap Butter

when a girl is fucking you while she has a yeast infection and smears that goop all over your shit.
yo i ran into some lap butter the other night, it was horrible.
by DonSlappy November 02, 2011
mugGet the Lap Buttermug.

whoobag

Is usually a club girl or hot chick at a bar or club
Were going down port tonight to find some whoobags
by DonSlappy November 09, 2009
mugGet the whoobagmug.