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Landen S 

Hes the type of guy to be 13/single
"oh that guy over there is such a Landen S'
"have you seen Landen S? im pretty sure hes 13/single"
Landen S by bigbootymen September 16, 2022

Landen’s dick size

A male human with the name/nickname of “Landen” has a dick size of approximately 1.74 inches, according to an Oxford University study.
Hey look at that fuckboy Landen over there! Landen’s dick size of 1.74 inches. What a faggot!

landen shaw 

landen shaw is just a sexy beast you will never believe what a snack he is, he must have the worlds biggest pp
have you seen landen shaws pp, its crazy how huge it is
landen shaw by lannybigman February 14, 2019

Landon S 

The boy I am in love with.
"Dang...his smile. :) That's my Landon S."
Landon S by Still Waiting For You October 16, 2012

Landon’s 47 Inch Shlong 

Landon’s 47 inch long shlong, he could kill you if he fucked you
Is that Landon’s 47 inch shlong?

Yea! I heard he kills everyone he fucks!
The Coolest Dude that ever lived, And the Coolest dude that ever will live. His Best Friend is Nick.
Landon S. Rules Nicholas A. Droolz Autumn H. Laid an Egg
Landon S. by Ghostbuster910 May 2, 2022
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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