Land Fish 

A fish-god that rose from the ocean incomplete, gaining experience and knowledge through the trials of humanity. The result was a fish bearing the humanoid limbs of many gods he had violently obliterated, save for the limbs. His own creation revolted against him and his controlling ideals, creating a new wave of powerful entities caught in constant battle. It still rages on to this day.

Person A: "Hey have you heard of our lord and savior?"
Person B: "Yeah, Land Fish?"
Person A: "What? No, I was talking about Jesus, what the fuck is Land Fish?"
Person B: "Get the fuck out"

Land Fish by landfishworshipper100 September 25, 2019

land fish 

A young (often edible) cat. (Coined by Stephen Colbert as a reaction to PETA's new nickname for fish, "sea kittens.")

"Boy, I could sure go for some land fish right now!"

land fish by J. van Mueller January 16, 2009

Land Fish 

Slang for girls or women.

I'm sick of sitting here on a boat fishing, let's go and do some real fishing for land fishes!

Land Fish by Don Q Ronaldo July 14, 2009

Land Fish 

What people call cows when trying to impress weirdos that eat fish.

Fish eater:"I'll have the tuna with lemon"
Cow eater:"I'll have your finest land fish with a side of A1"

Land Fish by DjMoFunk July 11, 2010

Land Fish 

Land fish is the opposite of a slut, as a land fish is fucking dry. It has more of a negative connotation as it can be used to describe someone who doesn’t get a lot of action, but on the other hand it’s hella hilarious.

Emil: “hey Mali you’re a land fish”
Mali: “lmaooooo, ouch”

Land Fish by Maiskolbe April 21, 2019

fish of the land 

It's chicken!
Chicken of the sea is fish, so, fish of the land is chicken!

for example:
Daughter: What meat are we having for tea?
Mum:Fish of the land!

that was a random example!

fish of the land by GirlUnicorn February 8, 2017

landfishing 

The act of laying on dry land and flapping like a fish.

The child had a tempertantrum and started landfishing in bed.

landfishing by Emmelinewoot July 11, 2016