Lamsdemic 

Lamsdemic (lamzdemick) the word origin is the fusion of Look at me syndrome(L.A.M.S) and epidemic/pandemic. Individuals with this diagnosis, in a crisis situation or pandemic (i.e COVID-19 , MERS, SARS) will take to social media outlets and try to garner attention in a myriad of ways. This behavior is argued to be unique form of narcissistic personality disorder, need for validation and cabin fever. Furthermore , things that include "Im an essential worker" or "Im Not an essential worker" , breaking quarantine to get content of a Navy hospital boat for an IG post, posting a meme every 8 minutes about toilet paper , taking selfies in your N95 mask etc...

This Lamsdemic on facebook is soooo irritating.

Lamsdemic by KP001 April 6, 2020

Lacademic 

Somebody who claims to be an academic such as a college lecturer or professor but lacks the real gravitas and ability to justify the title.

That physics professor Dave is such a lacademic, he really is useless.

How on earth did that woman mange to become a teacher, she is such a lacademic

Lacademic by ScottCo90 March 20, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016