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A tall person, very handsome who knows every female pornstar and loves ass ( more than boobs). He also usually makes racist jokes and likes to smoke weed. His favorite word is "TI ME NOIAZ" which translates from greek "Why do i care?". He can eat pretty much everyhting and can go several days without taking a bath.
Lampis by KONKARAB June 17, 2023
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A tall and hansome person who usually makes racist jokes. He prefers ass over boobs and can name every single female pornstar that exists. He has the funny rizz and can get laid pretty easily. His favorite phrase is " TI ME NOIAZ" which translates from greek to " why do i care?". Also he can go several days without taking a bath and eats pretty much everything.
Lampis by KONKARAB June 17, 2023
A sultry middle eastern female who happens to be extremely attractive, with dazzling features.
That girl definitely looks like a Lamisse!
Lamisse by LoveDinkles September 24, 2012
A moody depressed blue alien that controls water
Hi lapis
lapis by Wyikddj October 12, 2018

Manson lamps 

Noun, meaning crazy look or stare. In reference to Charles Manson. Used on The Sopranos (tv show).
Tony Soprano (to Richie): Quit giving me those Manson lamps.
Manson lamps by NLS November 5, 2005

Lamposting 

Originating from East Oakland in the 90s. Meaning you are chilling very steadily; most likely at your house - or anywhere where you are solo. Posted up like a lamp.
Austin: Hey cuddy, what are you up to?
Cam: Nothin at all - just lampostin gat the spot .

Cam: Im finna be lamposting all day and watch the Sopranos.
Dylan: Thats dope bruh - hit me up tomorrow.
Lamposting by c.harris April 18, 2018
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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