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Lamp -Shade -Drunk 

Consuming a large amount of booze so that it causes the person drinking to place a lamp-shade on top of their head and dance around the room chanting.
Inna had so much Vodka on New Year's she got Lamp -Shade -Drunk and ended up apssing out an hour later on Jenny's Lap.
Lamp -Shade -Drunk by DylanFan88 December 29, 2005
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Laughing At My Phone/PC

Depending on if you are looking at your phone or your PC screen, LAMP or lamping means to laugh at the content you are seeing.
(friend shares funny content)
You: LAMP

I was lamping when DrewGulliver was playing that game on Twitch.
LAMP by iLLHunter November 19, 2022
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The thing that attracts every moth in the world. The word lämp just makes moths wanna ejaculate and not evacuate. They wanna build a family with lämp. Lämps can be found in your house on your bedside table or in your ex neighbors basement. Lämps are pretty cool
Butterfly: Wow dude that’s one cool lämp.

Moth: That lämp is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen, god has blessed my eyes.
lämp by Yeet yeet eskeeit September 29, 2018
The one thing a moth worships. Moths often accidentally sacrifice themselves to a lämp because they do not know that it can kill them.
When a moth is not eating your clothes, it's probably worshipping your lämp
lämp by Windows Vista Ultimate December 12, 2020
verb; "to lamp;" To hang out, do nothing and smoke marijuana. Term can be explained by the inherent duites of a lamp: lamps stay in one place and light up (get it?)

Commonly used in the form: "lamping" (or lampin')

See lampin' or lampin for other definitions.
What're you doing today?
Nothin', gonna chill at home and lamp
lamp by elskiis December 4, 2010
When someone is doing something wrong or bad. It is the opposite of brush, rad, or sick.
That’s so lamp of you to not understand the meaning of this slang word!!!
Lamp by Rachisbrush November 1, 2021
To hit someone, especially in the face.
Carry on doing that and I’ll fucking lamp you!
Lamp by ale July 17, 2003
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