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When one passes, looks at or hears about a lamp or its shade they feel an overwhelming urge to perform mighty sensual acts of self indulgence.
That man obviously has a lamp fetish, I can see his sex endorphins (some may say sexy Dolphins depending on ones geographical location) working overdrive.
by Gorgeous Brian May 22, 2016
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a fetish that fetishizes lamps and people that are sexually attracted to lamps have a lamp fetish
person a:โ€œwowie lamps really turn me onโ€

person b: โ€œhahaha nice punโ€
person a: โ€œno for real tho, i have a lamp fetishโ€
by cheesethicc July 18, 2018
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