When one passes, looks at or hears about a lamp or its shade they feel an overwhelming urge to perform mighty sensual acts of self indulgence.
That man obviously has a lamp fetish, I can see his sex endorphins (some may say sexy Dolphins depending on ones geographical location) working overdrive.
by Gorgeous Brian May 1, 2016
person a:“wowie lamps really turn me on”
person b: “hahaha nice pun”
person a: “no for real tho, i have a lamp fetish”
person b: “hahaha nice pun”
person a: “no for real tho, i have a lamp fetish”
by cheesethicc July 19, 2018
When you get your hands on one of these people you have to consider yourself lucky. If you happen to be unfortunate enough to not be wearing socks when you meet them you can expect your toes to be licked clean. According to old legends they once sucked off satan for 1 shilling, two pence and a used condom.
"Woah man that person is crazy, ripping off that person's socks like that"
"Prb a foot fetish lamp prototype 7"
"Prb a foot fetish lamp prototype 7"
by Anemoneee__ August 4, 2023