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Someone whom has anger issues and thinks he has a big cock but in reality he has a chode. He tries and beats everyone at video games but once he looses he has road range. Masterbates 24/7 cuz he cant get any ladies. Has perfect facial hair and wonderful straight teeth. Amazingly he has four eyes.
Shiiit someone broke the TV! Did lamaso lose again?
Lamaso by Eugennne123 November 23, 2010
Words you can keep

Lamasohn 

Lake
Ambulance
Music
Apple
Sauerkraut
Oxygen
Helicopter
Newspaper

The word Lamasohn is often used in German poems. A good example of this is the poem "An old Tibetan carpet" by Else Lasker-Schüler, who set new standards in German literature with this poem. As Goethe said: "Wow, that's a great word."

"But in this wonderful system of flashing wheels, flashing pistons, rising and falling waves, there was an unsightly part that seemed to be covered with mold and that moved clumsily and arrhythmically": George Washington

The quote: "Sweet Lamasohn on musk plant throne" was known for a long time in the GDR as the motto of the KGB and was therefore written by Schiller (author of books such as "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" and "Sauerkraut makes you healthy and beautiful") in a letter to Julius Caesar (inventor of the electric chair and the atomic bomb) used as a threat three years before the birth of Schiller.

Since the word Lamason was banned, MC Donalds has been selling sliced llamason.
Sweet Lamasohn on musk plant throne
Süßer Lamasohn auf Moschuspflanzenthron
Lamasohn by Versuch2 May 21, 2021
Related Words
Lamaso Lamasohn Lamao Lamson lamayo Lamacows lamago Lamano. lamayonaise lmaso

Lamesoup 

A horrible word that a teacher came up with to try to replace "Lamesauce". "Lamesoup" should never be used on any occasion unless mocking someone who is obviously attempting to be cool but failing miserably.
Teacher: Well I know that this is test is lamesauce...
Student: No. Never say that again.
Teacher: What?
Student: Lamesauce. Never say that again.
Teacher: Ok, I know that this test is lamesoup...
Class: *groans*
Lamesoup by Kuragari-San November 2, 2010

Jenna Lameson 

A woman who fancies herself a whore in bed yet turns out to be a disappointment.
Bill: So how did the date with Beth go last night?
Tom: It sucked. She talks a big game but in the end she was just another Jenna Lameson.
Jenna Lameson by wrangerti December 5, 2013

lamsowne 

When you couldn’t decide between “LMAO” and a keyboard smash-

Also stands for Laughing All My Soul Out With No End
“That was funny... LAMSOWNE!”
Mf that sounds like a whole town...”
lamsowne by Twibble May 21, 2020
Verb.

Derived from the term lmao.
Person1: OMFAG EL OH EL I AM ROFFLING SOO MUCH RIGHT NOW !!1
Person2: Watafa? Stuff you.
Person1: Roffle roffle! Lamayo!
lamayo by Jerk The Mom December 2, 2003

lamasaur 

a lamasaur is the cousin of a rhinosaur as stated LOOK UP RHINOSAUR PISS a LAMASAUR is a combination of a lama and a dinosaur. EVERY DAY HE SEES HIS DREAM. Hes a person that can be all calm like a lama and all of a sudden hes all pissed like a dinosaur
DAMN DOOD DONT BE A LAMASAUR
lamasaur by poopoopeepeekakastein December 18, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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