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Laguna Niguel 

City in Southern Orange County, right on the water, always sunny. known to be full of rich white people who drive expensive cars, carry their little dogs in their purses on beach walks, and always have a starbucks cup in their hand. Everyone is super health conscious and loves working out, the average person is in yoga pants and running shoes with their hair and makeup done of course.
Did you see that woman running by with her dog in a stroller?

Oh yeah its okay, shes from Laguna Niguel
Laguna Niguel by lagunaaa12345 December 16, 2011

Laguna Niguel 

Can't afford to live next to the ocean.
"Dude. I live in Laguna"

"Cool. Where?"
"Just up Crown Valley"

"Oh you live in Laguna Niguel...not Laguna"
Laguna Niguel by LagunaBeachBrat August 21, 2012

Laguna Niguel 

Laguna Niguel by :-) August 30, 2003

Laguna Niguel 

White city that has too many hills.
Damn white people, go back to Laguna!
Laguna Niguel by Kevin Lopes April 6, 2005

St Anne School Laguna Niguel 

A school located in Laguna Niguel, California, that’s full of white rich fucks. Everyone in their middle school has their bullshit friend groups, 200% exclusive to each other, so if you’re new everyone will be closed off from you, or leave you on read if you try to get in a conversation with them on Instagram. A lot of the girls there posts pictures of herself on Instagram like a thot, and all the guys will taunt you. Also, if you’re a twin prepare for it to be a fucking nightmare. The head of school is corrupt just like the whole fucking place. As long as you give money to the place, the school will never have an issue with you, so if you’re new don’t bother reporting a bullying incident. It will get a blind eye. If you’re short girl and a little different from everyone else, well good luck!
St Anne School Laguna Niguel is a school for rich white fucks.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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