7 definitions by Kevin Lopes
The ultimate bencher at Los Amigos. People that converge on the Senior stage have literally bowed down to him. He is a prime example of an idol, and his place on the bench has been engraved in time. In due time, his monument will watch over his seat with a built in AK-47 to ward off trespassers.
by Kevin Lopes April 24, 2006
by Kevin Lopes April 6, 2005
Someone who has just started on the sitting hierarchy. These individuals have no seating privileges, except on the floor, hence the name. The hierarchy goes as follows: Jeffro, floorer, benchwarmer, scoocher, bencher, ultimate bencher.
While Luis is an ultimate bencher, Courtney prefers the solitude of the ground, so she stays a floorer
by Kevin Lopes March 29, 2006
A person who sits on the bench of their hang-out spot. In order to be a bencher, you must hang out within close proximity of a bench. A bencher is the top of the hierarchy of a hangout spot. This was started in Los Amigos High School. Also see "floorer", "scoocher".
After years of being on the Senior Stage at LAHS, Chris is a full-fledged bencher and has his own seat which is never touched.
by Kevin Lopes March 29, 2006
Who the fuck calls himself "san deagan" and thinks he can talk shit on Brasil? You don't need no HIV test, you need a girlfriend, a slut, your hand, something to make you like girls. FAG!
by Kevin Lopes April 6, 2005
A hellhole full of pussies, bitches, and assholes. The teachers suck, the food sucks, the lockers suck, and the government should nuke the place. And melt the ashes. And shoot the melted ashes to Mars. Then nuke Mars.
by Kevin Lopes April 6, 2005
by Kevin Lopes April 6, 2005