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Lagu means somebody who is literally a fucking idiot in a game
Youre literally a lagu at this game

Pronounce: La-who
Lagu by Miowak April 12, 2021

Lagunatard 

An obnoxiously entitled person who lacks common sense, self-awareness, and a basic understanding of the real world, because they’ve lived in Laguna Beach all their lives and would be unable to survive anywhere else!
” Only a Lagunatard would have the audacity to swing his car door all the way open so that oncoming traffic narrowly misses it!
A group member eager to leave the strip club despite the rest of the party's exuberance.
Tom was being a real lagube at the strip club. He kept begging his friends to take him home.
Lagube by Jogglers February 26, 2009

Laguna Beach

A fake show. I live there, and I know the people on the show. Laguna isn't really like that. They just chose the richest, most pampered girl in the city and built the show around her.
The "Real" Laguna Beach would be Talan getting drunk at a party and peeing on my car... SoB.
Laguna Beach by cascacheewa December 22, 2004

Lagumera 

1.The Lagumera originated as a club dance in Southern England. The move consisted of slow, enticing movements involving both the arms being in the air or to the side. Occasionally the two arms would meet in a clap above the head before the dancer would lower the hands in time to the music. Most of the movements are fluid and repetitive.

2.Lagumera is used in Norfolk and Suffolk to describe something of Venus like beauty. It can be an object, person or animal. Often golden, glistening, shimmering and summer themed. It's essence is often floral with gold bar undertones. Lagumera evokes the idea of a venus like sea creature basking in the sun in a golden cave-a demi-god.
Guy 1-Hey look at the girl in the sun. Her blonde hair is glistening, she kind of reminds me of a golden goose. I wonder if she flies into the sun at night.

Guy 2-Yeah she's a lagumera. I bet she can do the dance and everything.
Lagumera by badger12345 April 30, 2010
Mike: “You don’t look good today”.

Nick: “I don’t feel very well”.
Mike: “You have the lagurgi”!!
Lagurgi by Toad 5 March 15, 2020