Lagube 

A group member eager to leave the strip club despite the rest of the party's exuberance.

Tom was being a real lagube at the strip club. He kept begging his friends to take him home.

Lagube by Jogglers February 26, 2009

Lagumera 

1.The Lagumera originated as a club dance in Southern England. The move consisted of slow, enticing movements involving both the arms being in the air or to the side. Occasionally the two arms would meet in a clap above the head before the dancer would lower the hands in time to the music. Most of the movements are fluid and repetitive.

2.Lagumera is used in Norfolk and Suffolk to describe something of Venus like beauty. It can be an object, person or animal. Often golden, glistening, shimmering and summer themed. It's essence is often floral with gold bar undertones. Lagumera evokes the idea of a venus like sea creature basking in the sun in a golden cave-a demi-god.

Guy 1-Hey look at the girl in the sun. Her blonde hair is glistening, she kind of reminds me of a golden goose. I wonder if she flies into the sun at night.

Guy 2-Yeah she's a lagumera. I bet she can do the dance and everything.

Lagumera by badger12345 April 30, 2010

Laubenberg 

An ineffective method of birth control that does not clean the vagina out or prevent pregnancy. Similar to a rape kit but scientifically proven to be a falsehood and the most ineffective form of birth control. Also used as a sarcastic response to a factual lie or an insult to ones intelligence. A fake form of birth control that does not work.

Sarcastic: Unprotected sex? Go get a Laubenberg.
Responsive: No, we can't have sex, I don't trust my Laubenberg.
Defensive: Oops, I'm pregnant, guess my Laubenberg failed.
Insulting: Well aren't you a Laubenberg.
Stupidity: Are you a Laubenberg scholar?

Laubenberg by AlexMaxJewell August 20, 2013

laubenberg 

To use something for a purpose other than what it was intended, with no possibility whatsoever of it working.

I laubenberged the fine china with the hammer to clean it, but all that happened was that the china shattered.

laubenberg by Asshattitudinal August 21, 2013

Lagumentous 

A word to describe a Lizzie
Synonyms: witty, wonderful, clever

A: Lizzie is so nice and funny, i wish i could describe her.
B: She's so lagumentous!

Lagumentous by WhatsHerNameAgain August 10, 2023

laube 

To have loud, exhaustive, dirty sex that often times wakes the neighbors.

"Man, me and that girl were up doing the laube all night long!"

laube by AutumnBritany October 15, 2008

Get lagune’d 

When a person takes a massive amount of semen in their mouth.

Thomas likes to get lagune’d by his mates.

Get lagune’d by mixxyissus May 30, 2022