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Someone who is extremely slow and takes their time; a lagger.
Rosie was walking slow and holding up the whole group, he is a laglav.
Laglav by Rose man June 29, 2011
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lagavulin 

A sexual act where the guy (or girl) puts his/hers nose in the girl's vagina and tongue in her ass. Reminds of the Scottish famous whiskey -- salt sea and old turf.
I went for a Lagavulin, and I reached for some complementary nuts.
lagavulin by stf1 April 6, 2007
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Laylavirus 

virus that turns you into a baguette stan
“I’ve got my results back”
“I’ve got laylavirus”

*eats baguette in tears*

laslavic 

The fucken hottest man in the world period.
"That Laslavic is so hot"
laslavic by Laslavic December 9, 2016

Lalavava 

Some cool guy who owns zert0.net, plays runescape.
Lalavava is awsome and he plays runescape.
Lalavava by Silverion July 15, 2004

Lagravated 

Aggravated from lag.
As I was playing Blackops and the guy that i shot 10 times survived due to lag, I became lagravated.

When I was playing Mortal Kombat and my combo didn't land because the game lagged, I became lagravated and raged quit.
Lagravated by UrLethalDose October 31, 2011
hairy asshole with slut girlfriend whos orange and happens to be a midge with quite large best friend. lagrav has much facial hair that his slut girlfriend likees to tug on when they're gettting jiggy with it. lagrav used to have friend but not so much anymore. he left them, "for cooler ones". he is a lowlife that does mad perks. he will come out gay when he is approxiamelty 22 1/3. thank you for reading. im warning you stay away from a lagrav.
eww its so lagrav.

look at lagrav and his cunt girlfriend.
lagrav by marry poppens February 29, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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