Lady Points

Lady points act as the opposite to man points. Lady points are received when a person carries out particular feminine tasks/actions.

Often used to insult a male, when the loss of man points is not significant enough to describe the level of lady-ness.

For example ...

-watching 27 dresses alone and hungover
-receiving during sex
-thinking Russell Brand is sexy
-listening to Corinne Bailey Rae

- And other gay/feminine tasks/actions

Man 1: 'beige is sooo this seasons colour.'
Man 2: 'dude, you just got lady points.'

Lady Points by Invented but Faye, NOT JACK! June 5, 2011

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Lady pints

Small pints of Guinness that aren't enough for Irish men, but just perfect for the lasses

Don't they have lady pints in Ireland?

No Mangos. No they do not.

Lady pints by Girth McBlumpkin October 26, 2025

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Lady Points • Lady pints • Lady Gaga • Lady Bug • lady-friend • Lady and The Tramp • lady door • Lady Marmalade • lady sovereign • Lady Balls

Ladypoints

Props given to inspirational and awesome ladies that do what they love, and can inspire others to do the same.

Whoa, Mina at that animal shelter every single day? That's dope. Mad-Ladypoints to Mina.

Elia is just the publisher's receptionist but damn does she get some Ladypoints, 'cause she's always finding ways to write, even if it's just a technical manual on how to not keep breaking the photocopier.

Ladypoints by rls446 March 22, 2013

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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