lady garden

the pubic area of a female, as popularised by the lipgloss bitches (bb5 uk)

"I'll need to trim my lady garden before i get into my bikini!"

by c'lam September 7, 2004

lady garden

Lady garden: the female downstairs parts.

Otherwise known as vagina, pussy, minge, gash, kebab, flange, fanjita, fanny, jack and danny, beef curtains, wizards sleeve, cunt, mingita, vag, snatch, twat, front bottom.

"Ooh me lady garden!"
"She had to go and shave her lady garden for tonight"
"Ladies, please remember not to bash the lady garden against the pole"

by Posh Birds Do It Best March 28, 2009

Lady Garden

A polite way of referring to a woman's sexual area...in particular the pubic hair.

I think I need to give my Lady Garden a small trim before my date!

by Liquid_Laugh July 9, 2010

lady garden

A nice neat and tidy set of pubes that surround the female genetalia.

Kerry returned from the Ladies, with a Blow-Dried Lady Garden.

by Neil Hughes March 2, 2008

Lady Garden

a different word used for a Vagina (women's private area)

Child - "Mom, my Lady Garden is hurting"
Mother - "Don't worry we will go to the hospital tomorrow"

by klutzygaylea July 7, 2020

Lady Gardener

The term for a female who enjoys tending to another lady's garden (genital area). See lady garden.

That butch bird over there - I bet she's a right lady gardener.

by Mark Chapman April 28, 2007

ladygarden

noun. A place of great interest to many horticulturalists, but ironically not uphill gardeners. Coloquially used to describe an overgrown patch which has been in need of a good digging over for some while.
An unkempt protective layer of hair covering the pubic mound on a woman's body. Terry Waite's allotment

"I think it's about time your ladygarden was sorted again. I just caught Spurt Reynolds in your hedge when I attempted entering the pink palace, and he doesn't look happy to me!"

by Niall Brady February 9, 2003