Lady F 

Old spinster, interested in photographs taken by other people, and her split personality makes her psychotic.

"I'm not talking to you"....."ok Lady F" ... 1 hour later "hello how are you?" - psychotic actions

Lady F by Babyblueboo November 9, 2023

Lady F 

Psychotic tendances

Don't you go all lady f on me

Lady F by Babyblueboo November 9, 2023

Lady Fakessi

Lady Fakessi is peruvian anti-folk band. A project from malicia love and jingo blue. The name refers to an italian girl of middle class that likes to fuck a lot, hence Fakessi.

Initially it was Fornella di Fakessi, being Fornella for fornication. All their songs are sarcastic and many times refer to rare sexual events and situations of everyday life with a very cynical attitude.

Cool Guy 1: I heard this new band that is kinda funny. Lady Fakessi, heard of it?
Uncool Guy 2: Nah, never. Should I?
Cool Guy 1: Totally, man! They are awesome!

Lady Fakessi by malicia love October 30, 2012

Lady Ferrari 

Porn star/Whore, from Sheppingbourne in the UK.

Born a Russian/Polish citizen, moved to the UK in the 1960's, where she made a name for herself as the owner of a fast-food style brothel.

Has left her Madame-esque lifestyle behind, to persue a career in showbusiness, with her stage partner Madame Bugatti.

Can often be found on street corners on her nights off.

Person 1: Omg! look at that heffa, wearing nothing but a thong.

Person 2: Yeah, such a Lady Ferrari

Lady Ferrai: You want for being take the test drive BEBI?!

Lady Ferrari by Lady Ferrari October 16, 2008

Lady Fart

Another word for 'queef' (when air is released from the vagina, making a farting noise), which is classier and could be used in everyday conversation.

-"Oh! What was that noise?"
-"I'm sorry, I had to lady fart"

-"I heard that she could lady fart on command!"

Lady Fart by McalaMuffin December 25, 2010

M' lady Fruitcake 

Usually regarding someone wearing a fedora. They think they are above all other men for no reason at all. They possess more swords than the 2nd century and 'know' how to use them. They also 'know' they can treat a lady better than you. Trust me, they cuddle their anime pillows harder than you ever will. They are just awkward neckbeards embarrassing themselves on social media.

Hey honey look! It's one of those m' lady fruitcakes!

John is such a m' lady fruitcake. He's going to be single forever.

M' lady Fruitcake by tissy furball April 17, 2017

lady five fingers 

your masturbation hand, masturbating

"I wondered if it were a capital crime in this joint to get caught having an affair with "lady five fingers""
-Pimp: the story of my life, by Iceberg Slim

lady five fingers by asdfads September 16, 2007