Liberal Arts Colleges. Tiny private schools for people who want to be snobby, but couldn't get into any real private national universities. A prestigious public university would be better than LACs.
Williams, Swarthmore, and Amherst are all Liberal Art Colleges
Like Bessy the cow, Roger's lactating wife climbed on top of him with her full, engorged utters and began lacsmacking him about the face while he wanked himself off.