LaCortney

Perfect Chocolate Goddess most likely a fire sign

sexy,smart,cool

I wish i had a LaCortney

by Incantatious November 23, 2021

Laurtney

The epitome of funny, cute, sweet, perfect, hot, & smart. Can get any man desired. Will never forgive and never forget. Has learned from all mistakes. Will never stab a bitch in the back because Laurtney does not tolerate bitches, she destroys them. Tis, twas, and always twill be happy.(in Hawaii).

Jessica: "My boyfriend dated Laurtney, and I know I'll never be as good as she is. It makes me depressed."

Irina: "Its true, my boyfriend did too. We'll never live up to Laurtney, we might as well kill ourselves."

Jessica: "Well, we both are backstabbing hos whom will never be as fabulous as Laurtney."

Irina: "Agreed. Where's the rope?"

by Laurtney March 17, 2009

lacorte

adj; someone who acts or is a princess; looks like a princess

The beautiful maiden with long silky hair looked like a lacorte

by alyssa November 6, 2003

lacorte

man who has uncontrolable tempor...will freak out at little things such as poking

damn why does he always lacorte when i tap his shoulder?

by Kasparian is cool March 30, 2003

Lacorey

a bad ass btich, a cute girl, or a girl with a nice ass.

damn, that lacorey is bad.

by shaundo November 16, 2009

lacorte

A hot ass guy i want to date/bang

Wow i really want to lacorte you!

by its a secret!! April 1, 2003

lacorte

a human being with no testicles..only a scrotum...also the poor motherfucker isnt circumsized

Yo im gonna fuck up that lacorte!

by Kasparian is cool March 30, 2003