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Laurtney 

The epitome of funny, cute, sweet, perfect, hot, & smart. Can get any man desired. Will never forgive and never forget. Has learned from all mistakes. Will never stab a bitch in the back because Laurtney does not tolerate bitches, she destroys them. Tis, twas, and always twill be happy.(in Hawaii).
Jessica: "My boyfriend dated Laurtney, and I know I'll never be as good as she is. It makes me depressed."

Irina: "Its true, my boyfriend did too. We'll never live up to Laurtney, we might as well kill ourselves."

Jessica: "Well, we both are backstabbing hos whom will never be as fabulous as Laurtney."

Irina: "Agreed. Where's the rope?"
Laurtney by Laurtney March 17, 2009
Related Words
adj; someone who acts or is a princess; looks like a princess
The beautiful maiden with long silky hair looked like a lacorte
lacorte by alyssa November 6, 2003
man who has uncontrolable tempor...will freak out at little things such as poking
damn why does he always lacorte when i tap his shoulder?
lacorte by Kasparian is cool March 30, 2003
a bad ass btich, a cute girl, or a girl with a nice ass.
damn, that lacorey is bad.
Lacorey by shaundo November 16, 2009
A hot ass guy i want to date/bang
Wow i really want to lacorte you!
lacorte by its a secret!! April 1, 2003
a human being with no testicles..only a scrotum...also the poor motherfucker isnt circumsized
Yo im gonna fuck up that lacorte!
lacorte by Kasparian is cool March 30, 2003
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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