LPM’s

Laughs Per Minute

My date with that chick went pretty well. My LPM’s were off the chart

by waverton November 5, 2023

LPM

Like Per Minute, means the amount of likes you get per minute by posting a picture on Instagram, Facebook, etc.

She don`t fuck with me, ´cuz i´m low on LPM´s

by Dr.Oktopussy July 26, 2017

lpm

In Spanish, it is an abbreviation of "la puta madre", a not very funny insult to say.

Oye pe´ que te pasa lpm
(What is your problem lpm)

by giarock905 July 8, 2020

LPM

LPM stands for lies per minute. Used to describe how badly someone is lying or making up things.

President Trump held the lying speed record at 14 LPM. That's a lie every 4 seconds

by Wordiculous April 21, 2023

LPM

Acronym for the Argentinian word "la puta madre" which means mother fucker.

Persona 1: Vino la profesora al final.
Persona 2: Uff LPM!

Person 1:The teacher came.
Person : Ugh LPM!

by Aldi July 21, 2016

lpm

Acronym for "la puta madre", an expression used in Argentina and Uruguay, which means "for fuck's sake" or "goddammit".

I lost my credit card today, lpm.
Lpm that puppy is so cute!

by the last jedi April 18, 2017

lpm

Licks Per Minute

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I can lick my girlfriends pussy at 600 LPM.

by Calvin August 16, 2004