Definitions by PorqueThePigg

LPM 

An acronym for licks per minute, usually used to describe how fast an ASMRtist is licking the ears on a 3dio microphone.

That ASMRtist is vigorously licking those "ears", they must be going at least 120 LPM.

LPM by PorqueThePigg June 24, 2021

Fugly Nugget

Another version of the insult "Fucking ugly piece of shit. Fugly being the combination of "fucking ugly" and nugget meaning "piece of shit" as shit is sometimes called a nugget.

You are one Fugly Nugget dude.

Fugly Nugget by PorqueThePigg June 3, 2021

Lambo Cade

A motorcade consisting of only Lamborghinis that escorts and protects celebrities.

There goes that Lambo Cade escorting another celebrity to the red carpet.

Lambo Cade by PorqueThePigg April 20, 2021