Guy 1: I made a killing this morning
Guy 2: How? you were stuck in traffic and late!
Guy 1: Brah I use loudcar and now I'm killnet
Guy 2: ahh loudcar.net I heard they actually look after their affiliates.
Guy 1: yeah the founder is a mad cunt
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.