LOLN

LOLN is an acronym which stands for "laughing out loud naked."

Since its creation, LOLN has went on to mean other things as well. If you don't know what else to say during a conversation, throw in a few "LOLN's" to keep the conversation alive. It can also be used as an answer to a question or as a question itself.

The term was first created many years ago by ImcalledSuperman while sitting naked and laughing during an intense conversation on AIM. Since then the expression has caught on thanks to the help of important people whos names will not be mentioned for their own protection.

Person 1: "LOLN, you're hilarious!"
Person 2: "LOLN you are!"

Person 1: "Wanna come over?"
Person 2: "LOLN"

Person 1: "LOLN"
Person 2: "LOLN"

Person 1: "Yeah man, it was horrible."
Person 2: "LOLN?"
Person 1: "I'm glad you asked, but I'm feeling better."

LOLN by JCulblar March 1, 2009

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loln

Internet slang for "lol no". It is used when asked a question that the answer is no to but the fact that the question is even being asked amuses you.

Hey I heard you slept with Alex... did you really?

LOLN.

loln by Margo Roth Spiegelman II April 3, 2010

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LoLN

Acronym for the Law of Large Numbers, a fundamental statistical theory that basically states the more something happens, the more likely that its average value will approach its predicted average.

The more you flip a coin, the more likely it is that 50% of the flips will have come up heads, and 50% will have come up tails

Gamer 1: "Dude, I've been playing this game for 2 hours and havent found anything good yet"
Gamer 2: "LoLN, its just bad luck"

LoLN by droid327 March 31, 2010

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Loln't

Loln't: not lol/not funny

James: Bro this meme is so funny!
Me: LOLN'T!

Loln't by Mr doodoo fart February 10, 2022

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Loln't

not lol

dude #1: LOL LOOK AT DIS MEME
dude #2: LOLN't

Loln't by Mr doodoo fart May 16, 2022

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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