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Lesbian only if hot. When asked about LGBTQ rights, this is how you respond.
Guy 1: I'm gay. How about you man?

Guy 2: How can you have a cock and like cock? Fucking wack yo, that shit doesn't even add up. LGBT is bullshit it should be LOIH.
LOIH by Shpoop December 5, 2020
LOIHI HAS A LOIHI
Loihi by Sushitrasherrrr November 22, 2021
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Loihi • LOIH
meaning Loihi has a very long c
damn you have a loihi
Loihi by Sushitrasherrrr November 22, 2021
If you have an loihi in your life hold on
to her while you can because she's the
most amazing girl you will ever find, no
doubt about it. This girl is loyal, kind
hearted, beautiful, pretty and has a smile
that will brighten up your life she has braces Loihi should be in the definition of perfect
because once you see her, there's no
going back, she will have your heart
forever. She has a heart of solid gold and
the looks to match. She loves being wild
and crazy and will take any opportunity
to go out and have a good time. She gets
hurt very easily, so be careful around
what you say and do around her and
honestly cherish her while you have her
because if you lose an Loihi, you'll regret
it for a life time
Damn you have a crush on Loihi?
You better ask her out before it’s to late yk she’s shy
Loihi by Sushitrasherrrr August 11, 2022
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