LOAD TOAD
A female or male which perches about waiting to pounce on any and every living being which happens to gaze in their direction. A load toad does not discriminate longing for your load whether it be financial or physical! Akin to a squat mattress, any orifice’ll do!
Check out that load toad on Johnny’s leg, did he just hand her his wallet? Oh he doesn’t stand a chance!
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