LMBIP 

LET ME BEAT IN PEACE.... A statement you use to your friends, family and therapist trying to help you stop beating your meat

Dr. Kinvar: I'm trying to stop your addiction but you've been consistently breaking your record, every 2-3 days you always beat your meat.
Mark: Damn Dr. Kinvar!!! LMBIP

LMBIP by Cartier the 2nd January 31, 2022

LMWIP 

'Net acronym meaning "Lick Me Where I Pee". Basically like saying "kiss my ass", "eat me" etc.

George W. can LMWIP.

LMWIP by bippo November 12, 2007

lmdip 

let me die in peace

im too tired for this world so please lmdip

lmdip by kreicis October 20, 2020

lmbpo 

laughing my butt plug out

Jillian's joke was SOOO funny that she had me lmbpo!! My butt plug just popped right out!! I told her to be careful!

lmbpo by skyscraper01 September 29, 2010

lmbp

The opposite of fmap, lmbp is Last Message Before Production, in various games, IE Battlemines

Rast:LMBP
Juanito: LMBP for teh tower!

lmbp by Hensteper January 28, 2008

LMIP

Acronym: Let's Meet in Person

Online dating: We have been chatting for a while, LMIP

LMIP by Ella29 August 27, 2011

LMBP

Little miss bossy pants

#1: oh look there the LMBP

LMBP by every one is my friend December 20, 2017