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When you short someone off the charts and now your shorts are property of retail traders.
I.E "I've now shorted 140% *wink* *wink*"

This guy is now the LMAYO of the joke.
He is also a mayonaise hoarding little piece of shit.
Shitadel: Quiet, here comes Ken.
Retail: LMAYO
LMAYO by LMAYOMAN June 8, 2021
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In debate, when prepubescent white male conservatives on Twitter try to compensate for their lack of an argument by flooding their tweets with "lmao"s and laugh emojis.
"You honestly believe Fauci! 🤣🤣🤣"

"Uh oh! He's shut down and gone into lmayo mode!"
Lmayo by Beyonce Knows October 11, 2021
how you pronounce "lmao" the text speak version of "laughing my ass off"
LMAYO at last night, sure I do remember pulling the gay pirate.
lmayo by emily dpsxo January 31, 2008
Meaning lmao but referring to all star white sound cloud rapper lil mayo
Person 1: Dude did you hear Taha’s diss track on Ragan?
Person 2: lmayo it was so bad but he had a point
Lmayo by lilmayolover May 26, 2018

Princess Layou 

Expensive, pretty hookers in sci-fi costumes, who work fantasy venues.
Princess Layou worked the Comicon fantasy circuit.
Princess Layou by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016
stands for 'laugh my ass off', but when you type it out, you're really just staring at your phone/ computer screenn with no emotion.
omg wait- I did NOT mean that!!!

lmao (stares blankly at phone)
lmao by this byotch righ there January 10, 2021
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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