LLMAO

Literally laughing my ass off. This adds a level of sophistication to the "traditional" LMAO, which is way overplayed. In situations where you are literally laughing your ass off, feel free to invoke LLMAO.

LLMAO because your mom fell off the treadmill and broke a hole in the wall.

OR
When that dude got stood up by Brittany, I was LLMAO because he's such a tool.

by EZZZ-C September 23, 2010

lmao

stands for 'laugh my ass off', but when you type it out, you're really just staring at your phone/ computer screenn with no emotion.

omg wait- I did NOT mean that!!!

lmao (stares blankly at phone)

by this byotch righ there January 10, 2021

lmao

1. Laughing my ass off
2. Let's make an omlet

Person 1: Did you see that squirrel, lmao!
Person 2: Isn't it a bit late for omlets?
Person 1: Wait what?

by exaeta January 13, 2018

ayy lmao

A common phrase spoken by extra terrestrials, the only phrase that does or ever will matter and could mean anything.

alien 1: ayy lmao
alien 1: *rips bong*
alien 2: ayy lmao

by keaganslover February 8, 2014

Omar lmao, my ocean day view

The "English" version of Omae wa, mou shindeiru.

Friend: Daniel just stole all your chips
You: OMAR LMAO, MY OCEAN DAY VIEW

by SHOERSON October 1, 2018

LMAO

L- Laughing
M- My
A- Ass
O- Off

Usually used when someone says something funny online/in a text.

Person 1: LOL, earlier Joey fell off his skateboard in the middle of a kickflip, and yet he claims he would've been able to do it.
Person 2: LMAO, that dumbass can't even ollie.

by wublovah3000 July 8, 2015

Lmao

It usually means Laughing My Ass Off but if your a depressed little child like me then maybe for you it will mean, Laughing My Anxiety Off

Rebecca: Haha, lmao.

Jessica: *confused* so are you laughing, or just depressed?

by I.make.weird.definitions January 22, 2019