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Lick Lick Lick My Balls
To be shouted in the face of little bitches who think their right but have been clearly been proven wrong.
Credit to Rick & Morty
Credit to Rick & Morty
Lick Lick Lick My Balls by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019
lick lick lick my balls
from rick and morty.
lick lick lick my balls by papyrusundertale August 25, 2017
Lick Lick Butter
Lick Lick Butter is a Jamaican derived term for Love Butter. Now adopted by the UK Lip Balm brand "Lick Lick Butter" actually means to "ready ones lips for carnal pleasure"!
Lick Lick Butter by James Van Der Eng December 2, 2011
Lick lick 8000
Lick lick 8000 by Thepussayyyyymasterrrrr June 21, 2021
Captain Lick Lick
I thought I was gonna get some dayum good dick but this fool was a Captain Lick Lick he licked my pussy & ass sore and dry.
Captain Lick Lick by Rather be Licked December 24, 2006
Wink wink, nudge nudge, lick lick lick
Wink wink, nudge nudge, lick lick lick by Nohappienesswithoutcqre April 13, 2016
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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