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The action of lewding someone or something.
He lewded the anime loli, what a sicko.
Lewded by Krazymouse October 30, 2017
Lew-dah-diss verb,

To be ousted from a special occasion by one who has poor social etiquette.
Person 1:"Hey, you're not going to the party tomorrow?"

Victim: "What party??"
Person 1: "The one everyone's going to, its going to be awesome!"
Person 2:"Dude, what a Lewdadiss!"

Leaded Pencil 

Ther eroused state of the male member. A throbbing boner, a chub, a stiffy.
Whoa dude. Check out that babe. She's so hot she's giving me a leaded pencil.

Lewddite 

A portmanteau of lewd and luddite referring to a type of person that laughs and makes double entendres at every given opportunity whilst having some degree of disdain for technology.
M|G: "I would love to be a hillbilly, living in nature away from all this suburban keeping up with the Jones rubbish."

H|R: "I agree, cities are so problematic in myriad ways, the food you get from supermarkets doesn't taste fresh - it comes all the way from China or Vietnam ...and I like firm melons."

M|G: "Ha ha! I like bananas with cream."

H|R: "He, he, he!"

Passerby: "Bloody lewddites!"
Lewddite by Hillbilly & Hippie April 2, 2011

Leaded Coffee 

Coffee that is highly caffeinated. A strong brew.
Waitress, please give me a cup of Leaded Coffee. I want the good stuff.

lewdening 

The act of a person (mostly lolis) going beyond the normal level of lewd; for example the transition from ecchi to hentai.
Girl: Big brother in your absence I begun to unlock the full potential of my loli powers.

Boy: Excellent you have just experienced a 'lewdening'. with every loli you destroy your lewdness shall grow. Come we must go somewhere to continue your training. We must make you lewder

Girl: I love you big brother.

Boy: As I you!

*Police sirens*
lewdening by tfwntai August 15, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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