Leslord

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This is very similar to the term "Gaylord"

The "New" Ultimate insult...in which nothing can outmatch. In using Leslord you are saying somebody is essentially the Ruler of all Lesbians.

A Leslord is a about 100x10^999 times more insulting than all of those words combined. Unlike many other definitions claim, Leslord cannot be beaten by "fuck you" or any other insult.

Leslord is a new insult rarely used, but recently has become slightly (Barely) more popular.

Random Girl 1: Babe, Pass me the scissors, we can do this together.

Random Girl 2: You're such a LESLORD!?...

Random Girl 1: Shit, You got me there...

Leslord by Jboiiyeh December 28, 2013

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Lezlord

When your landlord is a lesbian.

At M.U., are lezlord hated us when we used to party so she evicted us.

Lezlord by spank2798 February 26, 2010

Related Words

Leslord • Lezlord • leelord • Les Jordan

lezlord

A lesbian and a Gaylord.

The lezlord was compared to a bisexual.

lezlord by rynnsky January 6, 2014

leelord

an elusive yet mystical creature that enjoys leaping. most commonly used as a substitute in that song "the 12 days of christmas". can also be used as a nickname.

9 leaping leelords, 8 machels prancing, 7 gracti grazing...

"Hey, Leelord, do you love cats? Do you love every kind of cat?"

leelord by gractus the cactus August 22, 2011

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026