LAYOJ 

An acronym to be used as a response to when someone types LOL at the end of their own comment.
Stands for: Laugh At Your Own Jokes.

- Yey! My takeaway only took 9 minutes to arrive.
- I'd b worried LOL!!! x
- LAYOJ

LAYOJ by UndoDog July 4, 2011

Princess Layou 

Expensive, pretty hookers in sci-fi costumes, who work fantasy venues.

Princess Layou worked the Comicon fantasy circuit.

Princess Layou by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

layomi 

A layomi is normally the most goofiest person. They are funny and have the loudest goofiest laugh. They are also so beautiful and have the best smile. They can make anyone laugh so hard. They also strive to be their best in life. They work very hard in school and grind to be the best in life. Most Layomi's are West African so it's lit. They bring light into people's eyes and are the best people to go in time of need. Not only are they sympathetic but they will get you feeling so much better real quick. They also give the best advice ever. They give to people and don't ever get angry if they don't get anything in return. They have a beautiful personality everyone should have a layomi in their life. They are also always smiling and happy. They also laugh at everything even if it's not funny. They also have a little sassiness at some times.

I said something that was lowkey funny in class today and layomi starting laughing for a good 10min.

layomi by Dumbest March 15, 2017

Layoff Beard 

The term Layoff Beard refers to any facial hair that is grown in celebration of unemployment. Qualifying events include getting: canned, fired, axed, pink-slipped, downsized, marginalized, shown the door, let go, dismissed, let go, or laid off.

Layoff Beards were popularized in fall 2008 by the website TheCanned.com, which runs an unemployment-themed blog titled "The Layoff Beard."

There are a lot of bankers out there who have grown ferocious layoff beards following the financial crisis of 2008.

Layoff Beard by deaconblues February 11, 2009

layoff

The practice used by marginally profitable companies to compensate for ineffective management by releasing people from their employment.

Even after the layoff, the company still could not get into the black.

layoff by Way Cool Rich May 21, 2007

layoffcation 

When you are forced to take one or two weeks off of work by the man. This is done as a way to save the company money.

John: Hey Tim how are you going to spend your layoffcation?

Tim: By finding a new job so this shit doesn't happen again.

layoffcation by kildozer June 23, 2008

Minneapolis Layover

Quick, anonymous sex in a airport restroom, public park, or other semi-public place while en route to another location. Usually practiced by gay men.

That Minneapolis Layover really fucked up Senator Larry Craig's career.

Minneapolis Layover by jodabo September 11, 2007