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Slang for Timberland boots.
"Got 86ed cause bouncer didn't allow Lands in the club"
Lands by Ghetto Nick September 15, 2006

Lands Day 

An anual public holiday celebrated on October 7th. Invented in 2004 to celebrate the laziness of the iGeneration, Lands Day calls for those of the current generation to rejoice in what they do best: laze; loiter; & procrastinate.
Often shortened to LandsDay.
First concieved in Adelaide, Australia
1) What day is it? Wednesday?
2) -Outraged- WHAT! Lands Day! That's not a day! Your insane! What is this crazy Lands Day you speak of... -and so on-
1) I didn't say Lands Day, I said...hmmmm. Then again...
Lands Day by ankle April 20, 2006

lands with a thud 

When a person brought back to reality abruptly.
"And the first chick lands with a thud."
(Desperate Housewives; season 7, episode 15)

Lost Lands 

A place where some of the biggest dinosaurs, wooks and headbangers from all around the world meet up and just get absolutely fucked and listen to music for 14 hours straight the bass so loud it will make you shit yourself The king of bass Himself Excision throws this giant dinosaur party this guy is seriously the coolest mother fucker alive and he deservese nothing but love i think hes actually a T-rex.

If your are reading this i fucking love you because who else would search this besides someone who gos to Lost Lands
Headbanger- Dude did you see Excision Prehisoric Paradox set at Lost Lands?

Wook- Naw man i was in a K-hole the whole entire time i woke up in the med tent.

Headbanger - Naw thanks man i got some Molly from some guy im gonna ride the rail all day.

Wook - aww man its all good *grabs spoon and does a bump and walks away*

Me LOST LANDS IS THE SHIT!
Lost Lands by Space Face July 17, 2019

Far Lands 2 Amnisica 

A medieval fantasy roleplaying game filled with various races and erotic. It is ran by an Inner circle and was created by the same developers who made After The Flash, an apocalyptic roleplaying game that shares many aesthetics and aspect.
Sir Flour: Please m'lady let me suck your toes with radical intent while I listen to Tyler The Creator on Far Lands 2 Amnisica

M'Lady: No fuck off knight
Far Lands 2 Amnisica by MiamiPussy October 4, 2020

jojo lands 

Ninth part of the amazing and fantastic serie, " Jojo's Bizarre Adventure " by the legendary Hirohiko Araki. No news about it for now, but it'll surely be a bizarre adventure
Have you heard, Araki announced a ninth part of jojo! It's called Jojo Lands!
AYYY LET'S GOOO
jojo lands by Huoshi March 3, 2022
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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