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My work week was so long, difficult and draining it. It was a LAMFW!!! UGH!! Can't wait for the weekend shed off the week's stress.

This week was like no other, felt like it sucked the life out of me and wanted more....like 5 days of it!! It's been a LAMFW!!! Gimmie Hot tub, back massage anything to help get rid of the horrible work stress!!

LAMFW by njcb July 11, 2009

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Lampwick

Lampwick was Pinocchio's misbehaving friend in the Disney film. He persuades pinocchio to go to Pleasure Island with him and after weeks of all fun with no studying or chores they turn into a pair of little donkeys!

Lampwick is a good name for someone who's acting like a complete Jackass.

'Christ, Tim is such a Lampwick!'

'I had to come outside to get away from that guy! He's such a Lampwick i'm surprised he doesn't have a tail!'

Lampwick by JayyVee August 15, 2009

Related Words

LAMFW • lamf • Lamow • lamewad • lafw • lamaw • lamfee • lamfoo • LMFWAO • LMFWAPO

Lamaw

Another term for LMAO, usually used by people who don't like using LMAO

Me: Hey Lokesh what's up
Lokesh: The ceiling!
Me: Lamaw

Lamaw by Banjo_Bro May 27, 2021

lamewad

Someone who fraternizes with lameoids.

Nelson: I don't get you, Simpson. Sometimes you seem kinda righteous, but then we see you fraternizing with lameoids.

Jimbo: Which makes you a lamewad!

lamewad by Mr Jerky November 11, 2006

dtk lamf

it stands for "down to kill like a motherfucker". origin: New York street gangs
meaning: basically, it's a warning to stay off a gang's turf. it can be seen as a challenge, and if the challenge is accepted, would likely lead to a gang war.

one gang tags a brick wall with dtk (or DTK or d.t.k., etc.). another gang comes by, sees the warning/challenge, and if they accept the challenge, they will tag lamf (or LAMF or l.a.m.f., etc.).

the brick wall will then be tagged dtk lamf.

dtk lamf by Mrs. Thunders January 5, 2009

LameWire

An insult to LimeWire when you search for something and you get bad results.

Dude 1: "Aww, I tried to look for this really cool music video, but all I got in my search results was porn!"
Dude 2: "Screw LameWire!"

LameWire by RandaRain January 11, 2009

lamewich

Like a sandwich, only lame-er. Edible form of lame.

What, your not coming out again?..... lamewich

lamewich by arf123 August 8, 2011

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026