LAMFW 

long ass mother fucking week!! :( :( :(

My work week was so long, difficult and draining it. It was a LAMFW!!! UGH!! Can't wait for the weekend shed off the week's stress.

This week was like no other, felt like it sucked the life out of me and wanted more....like 5 days of it!! It's been a LAMFW!!! Gimmie Hot tub, back massage anything to help get rid of the horrible work stress!!

LAMFW by njcb July 11, 2009

Lampwick 

Lampwick was Pinocchio's misbehaving friend in the Disney film. He persuades pinocchio to go to Pleasure Island with him and after weeks of all fun with no studying or chores they turn into a pair of little donkeys!

Lampwick is a good name for someone who's acting like a complete Jackass.

'Christ, Tim is such a Lampwick!'

'I had to come outside to get away from that guy! He's such a Lampwick i'm surprised he doesn't have a tail!'

Lampwick by JayyVee August 15, 2009

Lamaw 

Another term for LMAO, usually used by people who don't like using LMAO

Me: Hey Lokesh what's up
Lokesh: The ceiling!
Me: Lamaw

Lamaw by Banjo_Bro May 27, 2021

lamewad 

Someone who fraternizes with lameoids.

Nelson: I don't get you, Simpson. Sometimes you seem kinda righteous, but then we see you fraternizing with lameoids.

Jimbo: Which makes you a lamewad!

lamewad by Mr Jerky November 11, 2006

dtk lamf 

it stands for "down to kill like a motherfucker". origin: New York street gangs
meaning: basically, it's a warning to stay off a gang's turf. it can be seen as a challenge, and if the challenge is accepted, would likely lead to a gang war.

one gang tags a brick wall with dtk (or DTK or d.t.k., etc.). another gang comes by, sees the warning/challenge, and if they accept the challenge, they will tag lamf (or LAMF or l.a.m.f., etc.).

the brick wall will then be tagged dtk lamf.

dtk lamf by Mrs. Thunders January 5, 2009

LameWire 

An insult to LimeWire when you search for something and you get bad results.

Dude 1: "Aww, I tried to look for this really cool music video, but all I got in my search results was porn!"
Dude 2: "Screw LameWire!"

LameWire by RandaRain January 11, 2009

lamewich

Like a sandwich, only lame-er. Edible form of lame.

What, your not coming out again?..... lamewich

lamewich by arf123 August 8, 2011