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lagfish is a new word that describes your average nasty skanky bitch that spreads her legs and leaks green discharge and stanks like SHARKPUSSY
That bitch is raunchie she's got the lagfish
LAGFISH by DaniDagger March 25, 2008
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lamfisha 

N. The theory that if you walk between two llamas while holding a dead fish, the fish will reincarnate into another llama, which will forever be known as the offspring of the two llamas.
A: Omg i'm holding a dead fish!
B: Go find two llamas and fulfill the lamfisha!
lamfisha by ZachYJack February 8, 2008
Related Words
to lag = laggy = laggish (slang)
"Im losing this game because the connection is laggish"
laggish by Ninjo September 25, 2013
lafisha is a girl with eyes two miles apart but still is very pretty. she can be really annoying but is still a good friend..sometimes.
hey its lafisha”
lafisha by fishies_friend May 12, 2018

lagishly 

Pertaining to Lag. Something or someone that lag's.
Robert Lagishly slinked over to his bed, after a long day at work.
lagishly by wordeeworm February 29, 2016
when a person tells people that they’re latina/latino when they are not.
“ i’m catfishing everyone into thinking i’m latina
“sam ur such a latfish…”
latfish by whoaskedurat December 23, 2021
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