L.u.b.a.r.

L.U.B.A.R. is an acronym for:
Liquored up beyond all reason
Liquored up beyond all recognition
Liquored up beyond all repair
Liquored up beyond all recognisance

Have you seen Sarah lately?
Yeah, she's pretty bad.
On, no! What happened?
She found Bob's whiskey stash.
Oh, no! how is she now?
She's pretty L.U.B.A.R.

by jrfredrick August 20, 2012